The Only Way is Essex and Made in Chelsea return to our screens this week – and how we’ve missed them! We’re only one episode into Made in Chelsea and we’ve seen snakes in nightclubs and Miss Topshop eating maggots. Anyone would think it’s scripted!

If you know anyone featured in them or any reality show, please get in touch. We pay big money for photos and gossip – and the best bit? No one will know it was you…